Monthly Archives: May 2006

‘United States Welfare/Amnesty for Illegal Invaders Act’ Passes

The Senate passed the Amnesty of Illegal Aliens bill by a vote of 62-36. The measure title is: ‘A bill to provide for comprehensive immigration reform and for other purposes.’ I think my title explains some of what is meant … Continue reading

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‘Da Vinci Code’ Mystery Revealed: How To Separate a Fool From His Money

It’s all about the money. That’s all it ever was with the ‘Da Vinci Code.’ There are no ancient secrets, unless it’s the one about separating a fool and his money. You would think if you were going to make … Continue reading

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Wake Him Up So He Can GO GO

Somebody needs to help this poor bastard. It’s now being reported that George Michael was caught in a daze sleeping at a traffic light. He slept through four light changes before a motorist woke him up by tapping on his … Continue reading

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